Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I am the type of girl that wants you to read my blog.

Me, The Girl Next Door, posing as a Siamese Princess

I may or may not be recycling an inspiration from an old post, you guys. This post is similar to one I wrote back in 2009 entitled One Day I'll Get Life Right. For the four of you that have read it you may remember how I listed the things I am the "queen" of, such as being the queen of blogging sporadically. Sums it up. For those of you that have not read it you better do that now or else I'll stalk you, jump out of a random bush, and punch you in the jugular until you read it. Yes, that is a threat. However, I am the type of girl that never follows through with my threats. Yeah. That's me alright.


I am the type of girl that will stay up until 3 am watching HGTV, Food Network, or the Cooking Channel. Or all three.

I am the type of girl that has approximately 87 celebrity boyfriends.

I am the type of girl that loves musicals and does not care who knows it.

I am the type of girl that can eat a cupcake a day. Or two.

I am the type of girl that will wear pajamas all day, even after showering in the morning.

I am the type of girl that can be classified as "the girl next door."

I am the type of girl that will crave KFC mashed potatoes at 9 am.

I am the type of girl that doesn't even like KFC mashed potatoes.

I am the type of girl that carries a pair of clean socks in her purse and car. Bowling nights and road trips can come up on a whim. I need to be prepared don't I?

I am the type of girl that eats something even though it makes me utterly sick.

I am the type of girl that is sarcastic beyond all means. It gets me in trouble a lot.

I am the type of girl that use to be obsessed with downloading fonts onto my computer.

I am the type of girl that took seven years to get my Bachelors.

I am the type of girl that has a love-hate relationship with Doritos.

I am the type of girl that isn't spoiled, just well taken care of.

I am the type of girl that has one helluva sense of humor.

I am the type of girl that hates to watch Family Guy.

I am the type of girl that loved to clean my mouth out after having my wisdom teeth pulled. It was fun to get the soggy food out of the sockets. So sue me.

I am the type of girl that can sometimes be a pushover.

I am the type of girl that can't live without her Coke Slurpees.

I am the type of girl that can walk around Sephora and Ulta for hours.

I am the type of girl that likes the taste of Dimetapp.

I am the type of girl that doesn't swear.

I am the type of girl that loves expensive restaurants.

I am the type of girl that craves Thai food way too much.

I am the type of girl that will never get a tattoo but if I did I would get one of an apple.

I am the type of girl that likes long haired Chihuahuas but won't get one because Hollywood skanks like Paris Hilton have ruined them for the whole world, as did the Beverly Hills Chihuahua movies.

I am the type of girl that talks too much.

I am the type of girl that doesn't talk enough.

I am the type of girl that can never get enough Disneyland in her life.

I am the type of girl that wants to work as a performer for a Disney Park.

I am the type of girl that CAN work as a performer foir a Disney Park.

I am the type of girl that loves black and white movies.

I am the type of girl that loves watching sports. Yay sports.

I am the type of girl that prefers to eat a goat cheese and tomato sandwich on a baguette in Paris instead of McDonald's.

I am the type of girl that loves to watch paranormal shows, as long as I have the company of another human in the flesh.

I am the type of girl that can go on with this list forever.

I am the type of girl that has to go to two dance rehearsals, like right now....

4 comments:

stormin mormon said...

I hope my comment doesnt come up as dick anymore. its all very true. but who wouldnt want to have a goat cheese and tomato sandwich on a baguette in PARIS instead of eat at mcdonalds. thats just crazy!

Janneke said...

cute post. I am addicted to downloading free fonts. Ugh.. how did you stop?! Hahaha.

Alli Easley said...

We are so alike it's frightening...but then I remember that we're sisters, like in real life, so it all makes perfect sense.

We're pretty damn awesome.

(Oh and I guess that means I am the type of girl who swears every once in a while...because I like to)

Bethany and Thomas said...

I could have taken your advice about carrying a spare pair of socks back when I was dating Thomas... oops. (that is not a dirty joke, for anyone else reading). Lyndsey saw right through that one.