Um, so no I don't have any of these symptoms thank heavens. I just love to hate that song and those commercials. Who thought that people grabbing their butts whilst singing "Diarrhea" was a great idea for a commercial? This must be another reason why the French hate us Americans. Yet I must stand tall and say along with Lee Greenwood that I'm still definitely 'proud to be an American.' And I digress.
I am now the one getting sick. What the...? I hate getting like this especially since I have a dance show next week. Soooo not cool. I'm so angry. Boo.Hiss!!! I started getting headaches today...then came the yucky swallowing but just on the left side of my throat. But then my nose got all stingy when I sniffled and I can now feel yuckiness from my nose all the way down my throat. It feels like post nasal drip!!! BLECH. Oh and I can't forget to share that my ears are starting to clog up. All was well as I sucked down about 4 large mugs of Diet Coke at Chili's tonight with Emily! We just said KEEP EM COMING!!!...Now, all I can do to make my throat feel wonderful is eat some of Vermont' s Finest All Natural Ben & Jerry's Berried Treasure Sorbet. Can I just tell you that I am obsessed with this junk? It is a chunky blueberry and blackberry sorbet swirled with zesty lemon sorbet. Yum-o (said ala Rachael Ray)...you may proceed to sit on your couch and make fun of her now. Let me guess..."Yum-o" is the next word to be added to the dictionary. What the...?
So, I hope I get better fast because who likes to be sick? Not I said the Fat Hen.