WEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!! Hello there my lovelies! I'd just like to get this out there and share that I have now become a stress cleaner! What the H?!!! One week I cleaned my apartment's kitchen THREE DAYS IN A ROW!!! I now have an inkling of what it must be like to be a wife/mother. And since I can't stand to see a messy kitchen I clean it right away. The coolest part is that none of the dirty dishes or messy countertops are a result of my doing....why you ask? Because I put my dishes into the dishwasher right after using them and I wipe up the counters AND stove. but a full sink three days in a row? Three women? What the H?!!!
I think that my favorite experience of cleaning up the kithchen was one Saturday morning when I woke up to vibrant "lellow geen" stains on the countertops AND floor!!! It had to be a from a roommate. Either that or it was from a run-away raccoon that broke into our apartment late in the night and decided to mark his territory all over our kitchen. Ummmm...definitely not! Roommate it was. I could not get those dang stains out of our *beautifully* white countertops (::note the sarcasm::). I scrubbed so hard I could have sworn that I had no fingertips left and to my dismay the stains were still there. But then I remembered that I had Magic Erasers under the sink, thanks to my mother! Can I just say-----WONDERFUL PRODUCT THERE MR. CLEAN!!! The stains finally came out and I still had no idea where they came from. Then she came out! My roommate Jillian. I mean Jill. I mean Ian....whatever!...
...Oh no worries she said. It was just juice from her pepperocinis (or salad peppers as she calls them). The bottle broke...Yes...all over...She told me that she cleaned it up or at least tried to clean it up...too bad that we all know wiping up something does not mean "CLEAN!" But she is funny! So it's okay....wait no its not! i'm done cleaning up after people! I must get use to it though...too bad that my room looks like my closet threw up!